Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Last Podcastro of the Year (fuck the OX give us the Tiger)

To celebrate how little shit we give about astrology and other such numbskullery we present the last show of the year.


We had a call today from a listener who felt they made music which could contribute to the show and we of course said yes. If you make music and would like us to showcase it on the show and it fits in with the kind of bile we usualy play, well then send it our way. Lanpartywidr@gmail.com

Fidel & Raul Podcastro (No Relation)

Friday, December 25, 2009

"Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs..."

Carl King also known as Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk has released a new album titled, Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs...

It is a clusterfun progressive concoction of Odd-Tuplets.

Highly recommended, and if you've been paying attention we support music that is legitimately free, and this is no exception. http://www.drzoltan.com/files/contact.php Go there and download it from the artist, and if you dig it you can send him some money. Things that are free still cost quite a bit of money and what better way to say, hey I want more, and short of handing him bricks of gold in person, there is no more direct way than Paypal.

His previous releases are also available for free consumption. Enjoy.

Raul Podcastro

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Celebrate the season of shopping for shit nobody fucking needs with us here at the LAN PARTY, to keep the damn economy going, with debt! MAKES SENSE long as you don't think about how stupid it is.


And to get you in the spirit here is BLOWJOB Roberts talking about where AIDS comes from and what orifices do Linuses belong in.

Fidel and Raul Podcastro (no relation)

Sunday, December 20, 2009

A Saturnalia Miracle

For many years now I've been sending letters to Santan asking him if he could please kill Britney Spears. This year it seems he finally got to my letter, but perhaps the blood which I used to write the letter ran a bit, because instead of Britney Spears he killed Brittany Murphy, but you know what I'll take what I can get.

It is a Saturnalia Yule tide miracle indeed!

In case Santan reads this post I would like to say that the assholes that are mourning the passing of this fucking gape can be next!

Happy Christmassacre,
Raul Podcastro

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Continual Fail. We provides it.

Facebook is, I suspect, a hunk of old news to all of us internet veterans. However I recently became aware of Lamebook, a website cataloging all of the facebook failures and hilarity going on throughout the world. Some of these entries are lessons in passive aggression. Most are facepalm worthy. Enjoy!

I have a few more sites cataloging similar failures as well, but I am poorly educated on what is popular on the internet these days so I will refrain for fear of turning into That Guy that finds out about things two years later. BUT...I can list them if requested.

Fuck Octo-mom, we're all about the Octo-cast

Hey nerds and nerdettes; heres our 8th podcast, plus Fidel's coverage of the Reggae Revolution!

Reggae Revolution:

Download: http://www.archive.org/details/ReggaeRevolution12-15-09_675

The LAN Party:


Suck on that!
Fidel and Raul Podcastro (NO RELATION)

Friday, December 11, 2009


This being no exception, mTV must of in between producing awards shows for things they don't show or produce and reality shows about guidos (Jersey Shore) must of found some time on the side to sign the papers allowing Sam Kieth to release his amazing The Maxx cartoon adaptation of his comic to an on demand type of DVD release.


Order yours today before mTV realizes The Maxx is good and it's reminding of a standard they no longer aspire to and don't want to since it's far cheaper to buy a house for retarded nitwits and put cameras everywhere, watch them pee them selves and then edit it into a drama.

I'm still amazed mTV does not have awards for reality shows. Perhaps that's their high ground?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Seven Deadly C-word

Don't call her that!

Yes it's that time again to get funky with the funny, yes the LAN Party is back again to take you to the school of nerdomology! Enjoy

Download it or Raul will take your legs!


You can also just stream it, really we don't mind.


Fidel Podcastro (formerly known as DJ Starscream)
DJ Chubs (formerly known as FULL WOOD)

An oversight on my part...

So I realized that this whole time we've had the blog I have neglected to add MC Frontalot's site to the list of free music. MC Frontalot's music is somewhere right in the middle of OUR PERFECT FORMAT. If you like the show I dont see how you couldn't like Frontalot. That said, he offers his mp3's for free and all his songs are exceedingly good. Enjoy!

MC Frontalot

- Fidel Podcastro

Monday, December 7, 2009

Enthusiasm as a replacement for knowledge....

I'm going to be covering the Reggae Revolution show for our good friend Selector Jonathan on Tuesday, Dec 15th from 10pm to midnight. This means that next week you'll get four hours of Fidel Podcastro (formerly DJ Starscream, final name to be decided).
I will do my darnedest to record both shows and get them up here so we can all have a laugh at my expense (since what I know about reggae is rather...limited).

Anyway, hope you listen in tommorow night/wednesday morning!

p.s. - Russian Circles is playing at The Strutt on Wednesday. This is jaw-dropping for several reasons; an amazing band comes to Kalamazoo VERY rarely, the venue is decent, and its only 12 dollars. Do yourself a favor and come check it out if'n you're able.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


Hey it's that time again, yeah you know what time, time for you to waste a perfectly good 2 hours listening to the show that blows... uhm ... oh wait, BLOWS every other show out of the barrell. That's it, so turn off your favorite TWIZTID cd and turn up the jamms from Kalamazoos least favorite non-monetarily compensated DJ's who do it for the love of the fart, art, bart,....anyhoo I'm ramblin. Enjoy the show or don't whatever.


As promised on the show, Party Ben offers up his mashup creations for free which means we fully support him and if you enjoy his shinanigans then go here http://www.partyben.com/

Fidel and Raul