ACHTUNG EDUTAINMENT WITHIN!!!

Yes us bastiches tried to teach ya something, did we suceed? Most likelly not, well fuck, hey who wants to go watch porn to make up for our lack of imagination.



KOMPUTERS ARE STUPED!

Sincerelly,
Fidel & I just want my kids back

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A Tsunami O Fun!!! (R.I.P. DIO)

We wont go into it here, maybe later, but for now here is the show in all it's tangled ravaged glory of dead air, and general fuck ups.

Enjoy, we sort of did, esspecialy the songs that mocked the shit that is mainstream music, it's just fucking embarassing. 4 chords and Pachelbel fucking embarassing, seriously try harder assholes.

Yeah until you write something new I wont buy any of your bile, fucking hacks.




http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty05-19-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Thanks for listening,

Fidel Ampersand Raul

Gaffe after glorious Gaffe

One Biden of a show!

We did learn a muthaukkin lesson tho, no praise for anyone, from now on we go back to poop jokes, and rheeming Justin Bieber, she is one sexy lady, we can't wait till she is legal. Not that Usher is waiting, I'm sure he is all over that like the Amish on smoked meat.




http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty05-12-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Sincerely,
Fidel and Raul

Frank Frazetta RIP

Just got the news that Frank Frazetta passed away.


Clicky for story

Heres just one example if his work:


Who should the LAN Party trust to paint our heavy metal van now? Just WHO exactly? Ahhhh!

Fidel makes a superhero too!

In response to Raul's creation, here's Fidel's superhero creation; The Misanthrope. He shuns society and relies on what he can find in the forest! The Misanthrope eschews bright arc sodium lights for the glow of the moon reflecting off the blood of a freshly killed muskrat or small child!

Behold his glory!

DJ Nuggs VS Jesuspuncher

A glitchy 2 hours of LAN PARTY MAYHEM.

As DJ Nuggs and CO-Ninja Jesuspuncher squared off to bring you Decisive Commentary on the upcoming Obama visit, and other shits that be poppin off.



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty05-05-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Sinsickly,
Fidel "Misanthrope" Podcastro & Raul "Jesuspuncher" Podcastrophe

Ifin choo ist Bored ...eh?

If you're bored you're wasting your life, but we're not here to judge, instead here is a way to waste some more time.

http://marvel.com/create_your_own_superhero

If you can read the link you don't really need an explanation of what it's all about.

However to get you started here is the superhero I created, just to inspire you.























Perhaps I'm taking advantage of Marvels marketing scheme/kindness in averting one from doing something worthwhile with your life. Since it is fucking short and who knows you might be a fucking manatee living your life grazing on underwater plants when all of a sudden a company you've never heard of let's say named BEE PEE decides to poison you because a cut off switch just seemed like an expense that could wait.

But I digress, so go ahead waste some more energy playing little internet games, while manatees die for your sins.

Sincerely,
Raul "Bitter Anus" Podcastrosphe