December Burst. Oops, we mean First.

Ready for another Michigan December?

We lost one of the great ones this week. Leslie, you will be missed.

Aside from the initial "rotation rack gambit", the show went swimmingly. And by swimmingly we mean a frigid Decemeber swim in Lake Michigan.

Enjoy.

Stream:


Download the MP3.

G.A.P.E.S. around town

Some hoodlum has been placing these about campus. See if you can find the rest!

Where Da Students Be At?

No one called us, and we can only assume that is because we played exactly what everyone wanted to hear, and or everyone changed stations like the moment we hit the air, one of the two.

Here is the show in case you tuned out uh on accident.



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty2.009-08-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Tanks for listing.

Yours truly,
DJ Stingy Crotch and Dr. Listless Dickels

The Sandy Vagina Show

http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty2.008-18-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo




A caller today threw vinegar at us, unfortunately this solidified our resolve that the update we recently installed was the right move. The show was getting slow, our cache was filling up with vats of dirty sponges. We decided to take the plunge, we inserted the dick sorry I mean disc into the slot and away we went. We are now faster and less Derivative and if you can't handle it then perhaps you should just throw out those Roger Waters Pink Floyd albums, or Perhaps Division Bell should be thrown out, because you're a purist and only Syd Barret will do. Well we enjoy all three periods of Pink Floyd so I feel like if you accept that this is Radio Evolution, not Radio Status Quo, then perhaps the current phase isn't for you, but it's better than staying the same for us.

Sincerelly,

DR.OXEN & DJ Passive Progressive

Why are we so profane?

Because we have low selfesteem.



Enjoy the show, it was an Inceptualy sexy good time, we hope you shared it with us.

Sincerelly,
The Jobbers

OH SHIT WAIT, Fidel also did the Reggae Revolution showzen, hey let's post that for you Dub enthusiasts.

Fidel Podcastro destroying the sanctity of Reggae, or maybe not, YOU DECIDE!



Thanks for listening,
Fidel & Raul

FCC FUCK YOU

Fleeting Fucking Cunts

Here's the show, don't worry, we don't say any PROFANE WORDS on the air.



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty07-14-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

As ussual stay tuned for The Truth directly following our show.

Todays hot topic issue Gay Marriage.

Simpletons
FIdle and RuPaul

Twofer From the Amazing Douche Duo

Here is the show from last week



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty06-30-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo


And without anything cleaver to say here is the show from today, the 7th of July the show that was predominatelly legitimatelly free music from the intranets.



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty07-07-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Thanks for listening to The Land Party, now gathering signatures in the area to get us on the ballot in Utah. As always listen to the show after ours called The Truth now available on iTunes.

Click here and scroll down to The Truth and fucking subscribe, we fucking did!!!


Sincerelly,
Fidel and Raul Podcastro

The Mango Party

Yes we love mahoes, wait no, mangoes, how do you pluralize a fucking mango?

Fuck grammar is hard, it does not help that it makes little to no sense, like math and science, the only thing that makes any sense are double neck guitars!!! FUCK YEAH!

Wait I'm an idiot.

Ok ignore my bullshit here is the show, and stick around till the end or just skip ahead to it cus there is a sneak prieview of the most awesome show WIDR has ever had yeah that's right THE TRUTH, now on iTunes.


If you listen to one podcast this week let it be Michael Feldmans WHAT DO YA KNOW? not much YOU? and feel free to then listen to Larry the Cable guy for some more funnies, giggleswords.


Unfortunately all of the shit above was written before I got errors, so the show wont go up tonight, it will be up on iTunes soon, and I will try again later tonight from a non western location to send it to the archives.

Sorry,
Raul & Fidle

The most feeble love fest in history.

Sausage fest would be more accurate, and even those were lack luster.

However, after us there is now a new awesome show named The Truth.

I don't know if I can describe it, but it's better than our show and if you are awake during 2 to 4 am listen, it is also being podcastrated so look for it on iTunes.

Anyhoo as a formality, here is our weak attempt at boardcasting.



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty06-23-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Seriously listen to the show after ours, it's like a breath of fresh air, after our bitternassity.

Fuedel and Ruel

Gassholes

We don't ussualy care because we're douches, but BP is a shit company that I hope isn't too big to fail.

Views expressed on the LAN party in no way reflect the controversy avoidant views of WIDR or WMU, we just don't know how to pretend like poison isn't gushing into the gulf of mexico killing animals that have been around for millions of years.

ANyhoo here is the fucking show...



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty06-16-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Sincerely,

Some Guy and that other one too!

Enjoy the soulfull tones of technical difficulties.

Yeah so Raul fell asleep and the 3 inch cord just wasn't long enough to attach a laptop to, so without a doubt harrowing couple of minutes. However triumph was accomplished, as we chose not to abort, as we think every Lan Party has a right to life.

Thanks for sticking through it if you did, if you didn't stick it through then I'm sorry we allienated your kin. However if you give us another shot we would sure love to have you join out party, it's a good party.



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty06-09-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Enjoy,

Fidel and Raul (not aborted, THANK JESUS)

Hey thanks for all the awesome requests...

...honestly I don't think we've ever gotten so many requests in one night, and we were also able to fill most of them, which was surprising.

However some people missed the mark, we had a request for Chumbawumba and not one of the obscure Chumbuwumba songs they did that were anarchist inspired, no it was the only song that mTV overplayed because it was about DRUNKING WOOT!



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty06-02-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

If we didn't get to your requests, well you were in the minority.

Anyhoo bands we don't play are Eifel 65, Chumbawumba, Metallica, DIO...etc

WHY? well the reasons R many, but the basic ones are, we don't need to, 103.3 and WGRD well they can pull the weight on the overplayed music, we try to be more diverse, not that we always suceed but we try, the comercial radio stations don't try at all, they play the same songs everyday all day, year after year, it's all one hit wonders and divas and people who will be lucky to put out a second record before they resume their jobs at costco.

Sincerelly,
Fidle and RuPaul

ACHTUNG EDUTAINMENT WITHIN!!!

Yes us bastiches tried to teach ya something, did we suceed? Most likelly not, well fuck, hey who wants to go watch porn to make up for our lack of imagination.



KOMPUTERS ARE STUPED!

Sincerelly,
Fidel & I just want my kids back

A Tsunami O Fun!!! (R.I.P. DIO)

We wont go into it here, maybe later, but for now here is the show in all it's tangled ravaged glory of dead air, and general fuck ups.

Enjoy, we sort of did, esspecialy the songs that mocked the shit that is mainstream music, it's just fucking embarassing. 4 chords and Pachelbel fucking embarassing, seriously try harder assholes.

Yeah until you write something new I wont buy any of your bile, fucking hacks.




http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty05-19-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Thanks for listening,

Fidel Ampersand Raul

Gaffe after glorious Gaffe

One Biden of a show!

We did learn a muthaukkin lesson tho, no praise for anyone, from now on we go back to poop jokes, and rheeming Justin Bieber, she is one sexy lady, we can't wait till she is legal. Not that Usher is waiting, I'm sure he is all over that like the Amish on smoked meat.




http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty05-12-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Sincerely,
Fidel and Raul

DJ Nuggs VS Jesuspuncher

A glitchy 2 hours of LAN PARTY MAYHEM.

As DJ Nuggs and CO-Ninja Jesuspuncher squared off to bring you Decisive Commentary on the upcoming Obama visit, and other shits that be poppin off.



http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty05-05-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Sinsickly,
Fidel "Misanthrope" Podcastro & Raul "Jesuspuncher" Podcastrophe

Last Podcastro of the April

The nerd goes on the fritz as all the things that make the nerd break, and we re left with ancient plastic disc technologies. No worries we as ussual perservere.

Raul as ussual was late, but at least he finally showed up.



So bassically the ussual extra letters in words kind of show.

Next week more of the same or perhaps even less, depends on if you're drunk or not, I personally tend to think we sound better jacked up on sobriety, even if our jokes fall flat footed.

Goodbye for now.

Sincirellly,
Fidel and that Piece of Shit Raul McDinggleberry (J/K ;)

Unofficial tribute to Peter Steele.

We won't go into why we felt the need to tribute Peter, but you can read all about it by scrolling down. I hope we did him some justice.

We appologize for not playing Be My Druidess for the listener that requested it, we felt that "I'll do anything to make you come" could have been misconstrued as some vague veiled reference to female ejaculations and considering the FCC has no sense of humor and we are a very small radio station we tend to be submissive in this area, so we can keep doing something worthwhile with radio.

Raul & Fidel Sadcastros

A Sagan Heavy Show!!! Well we think it's awesome.

http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty03-31-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Interesting show, very varied, but then it is WIDR evolution not WIDR podunk conformity. Hope you enjoyed it, we promise to add some new excitment come this summer, so if you move back to wherever catch us on the webstream and or podcasts, and as always feel free throw requests at us.

Sincerely,
Fidel & Raul Prodcastro

The LAN Party your one stop solution for picking your own songs to listen to.

http://www.archive.org/details/TheLanParty03-24-1089.1FmWidrKalamazoo

Yes it's another show and another 2 hours you could of spent picking your own playlist, but you didn't and we appreciate it. Keep it up girls and guys.

By the way we may or may not be attending http://www.that1guy.com/events/kalamazoo-mi-the-strutt

We may or may not highly recomend it :)

Fidel and Raul